My Gift To You

Yes, out of popular demand, I, Victor VanderHawk (or is it I, Spencer VanderHawk?) have created a way for you, whoever you are, to communicate directly with me (us)!

Confused? Don't be. That's why we're here. To offer helpful advice in the form of Self-Hypnosis techniques, and Dream Analysis. Whatever your pathetic problem(s) is (are), I (we) will be able to help (assist).

So repeat after me.....

I am relaxed,
I am well-rested,
I have an open mind
I am willing to let Dr. VanderHawk (or The Amazing VanderHawk) the opportunity to help me.

And if he doesn't help me, I will not hold it against him (or them).